Judgement Mortal Kombat

Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.

Mario is a Furry

If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.

Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X

It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.

Diddy Kong Country

Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.

Meet Metal Sonic

He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.